Tu stultus es, Latin for “you are dumb,” is the motto of The Onion, a humor magazine which bills itself as “the world’s leading news source.” The Onion claims that its motto is also its guiding light, its purpose being to point out that its readers are deeply gullible. Usually confining itself to parody and satirical comments on current events, the magazine has waded into a lawsuit worthy of its motto now in the United States Supreme Court.[1] Bear with us. What follows is